Lawn art

I need one of these, but I'm just not sure which one. 

Because you only use it empty...

Worlds lightest carry on, up until you pack it with all your stuff. They don't even weigh carry on bags. Its like the post office flat rat boxes, if it fits, it ships!. 

She doesn't look more comfortable

Sleep more comfortably? She looks like she's trying to get away from the candyman. Maybe I'm wrong on this one....

If your doctor hates when you google webmd first...

Do you google your symptoms before you go to the doctor? Convinced you are dying of some rare disease everytime you catch a cold or get a sore throat? Get yourself a handheld ECG monitor to drive your physician even madder.

Wifi pillbox

I wonder what other products from the dollar tree we can update to the 21st century and charge $250 for? 

Windsurfing without the water.

This is either amazing, or a horrible idea. Not sure which, but for $50, you can find out for yourself. 

Happy kitty

Your cat might be potty trained, but he is also secretly plotting your death every time he goes to the bathroom.

Impossibilities

A solar power cube. Keep your electronics running during emergencies or on the road. Takes only 18 ours of peak sunlight to charge. 18 hours of Peak sunlight? Where am I going to find that...

Who needs a dermatologist?

For about the same cost of going to the dermatologist and having them professionally removed (and, checked for cancer), you can do it at home. You know it must be effective. 

Heated Luggage?

So, on the cover of skymall for this flight, the featured item is heated luggage. 

Heated protection for when you need it? Need it? Why do I care if my luggage is heated? How cold is it where I am going that I need to heat my luggage? 

Oh, it kills bedbugs. Well, now, that is useful. Maybe you should put that on the cover. This product may not be as stupid as originally thought afterall...